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An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled
down in
their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.
They
walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they
find the
old desk they'd shared and where he had carved, "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, an armored car drives by and a bag of money falls
out of
the armored car practically at their feet. Sally quickly picks it up, but
they don't
know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money,
and it's
fifty thousand dollars. The husband says, "We've got to give it back."
She says, "Finders keepers." And she puts the money back in the bag and
hides it
up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood looking
for
the money and show up at their home. They say, "Pardon me, but did either
of you
find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says, "No."
The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. One says, "Tell
us the
story from the beginning."
The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
yesterday..."
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out of here."
thats a case for Mulder and Scully
good joke keep them coming
smile.
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Hey There,
Thanks for reading my jokes. I saw your replies on most of my jokes and I'm glad you like them. I will continue to post more jokes and some other meaningful articles here. Thanks once again for reading them.
Hey There,
Thanks for reading my jokes. I saw your replies on most of my jokes and I'm glad you like them. I will continue to post more jokes and some other meaningful articles here. Thanks once again for reading them.
Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to post the same message several times. I just do not know what happen. Sigh.
it repeats the post because of a weak server connection
happens to me er uhm...repeatedly .
cheers Goblin.